Urdu Jokes

Hathi or Bacha

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,


Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

Aj Kal Ke Bache

Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

Bacha Upset Q Hai

Baap: Beta Kyu itne Khafa ho?

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya

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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P